With the advent of the Winter Olympics beginning, I suppose my subconscious was working overtime. I tend to have vivid dreams that reflect some form of reality. Rather frequently I wake up thinking “did that really happen?”, “am I really in a fight with _____?”, etc. Last week right before the Olympics began I dreamt that they had added a new ‘event’: theology. Yeah, I know. Not exactly an athletic event. And what marks it as a “winter” sport rather than a “summer” sport? I don’t remember too many details except that the “theology arena” resembled something like the UN Security council room: people seated (judges? spectators?) in stadium seating in an almost-circle. The other bit I remember was some confusion over who would actually be eligible to ‘compete,’ given that ‘athletes’ had to be amateurs. Wonder which country would take the gold in this one?